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Noel Coward on Sesame Street

from Roddy Renfrew Music by Roddy

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Imagine Noel Coward singing to Kermit the frog.
Sesame Street used to have well known performers singing songs to help children learn about numbers and letters. This is what might have happened if Noel Coward had sung about the number two.

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Two, I do love you,
Don’t make me blue
Say that you love me too

Number 1 is often glum
And seldom is delightful
And number 3, it seems to me
I positively frightful!

But you, oh yes you
Are more than enough for two

If one drinks lots of bubbly
One ends up seeing doubly
So, responsibly for two and me
It’s tea for two and two for tea

Two

Dancing with one is seldom fun
From the Watusi to Fandango
The Argentine will all opine
That it takes two to tango

“Tango solo”……

From Winnipeg to Malibou
They give two cheers for number two
Sited so conveniently
Between numbers one and three

Two, you’re so much more
For you are the square root of four

Oh two! I love you.

Today’s episode of Sesame Street
Was brought to you by the number two
Goodbye.

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from Roddy Renfrew Music, released April 2, 2012

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